Take the following quiz and see how you measure up, so to speak (no, its not what you’re thinking)
Question 1: Sit in a chair, look down at your midsection, what do you see?
a) Your belt buckle. +100 points
b) Your lap and no belt buckle. 0 points
c) Your Stomach and no lap – 100 points
d) A hand stuffed into a pair of elastic waistband slacks.- 1000 points
Question 2: What did you do last Sunday?
a) Cooked your wife/girlfriend/significant other dinner. + 100 points
b) Let your spouse have a slice of the pizza you ordered yourself. 0 points
c) Watched Football at home and told your spouse to order you a pizza. -100 points
d) Watched football at a sports bar with your mates. -1000 points
Question 3: What do you drive?
a) < 200 hp sedan, minivan or wagon. +100 points
b) > 200 hp sedan. 0 points
c) Sports Car. -100 points
d) An expensive powerful sports car. -1000 points
Question 4: What statement would your lover most likely say after sex?
a) I almost lost consciousness. +100 points
b) Are you done yet? 0 points
c) Oh, your done already? – 100 points
d) I think the ceiling needs painting. – 1000 points
Bonus question: Stroke your face. What do you feel
a) Smooth or slight stubble. +100 points
b) Full Beard. Zero points
c) A bushy unruly mustache covering your entire upper lip. -100 point
d) Beard without a Mustache. -1000 points
Here is the rating scale
500 – Super Man
400 – Extraordinary Man
300 – Ordinary Man
200 – Your a complete loser
< 100 – Get your hand out of your pants, learn how to cook, stop overcompensating, Think about baseball, and It was a good look for Abe Lincoln and no one else?