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Sunday, September 1, 2013
To the mattresses
Tiger Woods is currently suffering from a sore back. I read that he blamed it on a too soft hotel mattress. I would expect him to have people who go around previewing his accommodations and checking for such details as the firmness of the surface on which his Tigerness sleeps. Heck I bet there is someone who has a force gauge to test this stuff for him to make sure he gets a good nights rest before he embarks on his important duties of winning golf tournaments.
I dont think the mattress was the culprit.
Tigers former wife Elin Nordegren is 5' 11 ' and weighs 120 lbs
His new squeeze Lindsey Vonn is 5' 11' and tips the scales at 180 lbs. 5 pounds heavier than Portman. Shes a downhill skier. Force equals mass times acceleration.
So he traded his little Swedish model for a big American Muscle Car and he wonders why he has a sore back. I'm just sayin....
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